Why can’t sluts count to 70?  

christine-nigg0:

Because 69’s a mouthful.

When you’re hungry and someone asks for some of your food, 

christine-nigg0:

I’m broken; do you hear me?

niallsfavoriteurl:

fucking geniuses in this fandom.

One Direction's Voices 

• Louis: Beautiful chocolate-like sensation with a high pitch and extraordinary voice cracks
• Niall: Irish wonderland that takes you to a whole much newer world than Aladdin
• Zayn: Lusciously dramatic and high notes with glass-breaking capability
• Harry: Pure seduction created by deep and slow singing
• Liam: Crystal clear extravaganza that makes you feel as if you are running through a meadow with Bambi and other beautiful forest creatures

dreamsof-1d:

Niall: I’m on a mission

Louis: I’m on a slightly gay mission

Harry: I’m tiptoeing through the tulips

niallercupcake:

loUIS

1d-makes-us-beautiful:

(via imgTumble)

tommos-whore:

l0vepayne:

Liam offering a paparazzi snacks 

omfg liam your heart is bigger than louis’ penis :’)

^^^^^